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The ROYALLY GOOD SALE - A dozen great offers

Yes, it’s all kicking off this weekend with Prince Harry tying the knot, with Nicholas Witchell and Jenny Bond in full royal flow you may well be glued to the TV or you might be taking advantage of the clear roads to stretch the legs whilst everyone else is glued to the TV. 
 
I was tempted to do a load of Royally inspired offers but totally ran out of time and with the deadline looming here is the best we have got. 
 
As with last week’s crazy one pound promo, there are some stonking deals here, we sold out of the most popular items in 2-3 days so be quick, these offers are valid until we can’t cope with the pressure so probably around 4-5 days.
 
 
1/. BOTTLE TOOL CASES - UP TO 2 QUID 
Yes, it’s a strange way to start a sale by selling something at double the price it was in last weeks sales. 
They were a quid last week. 
They are two quid this week. 
 
It is still silly, and if you didn't buy 10 last week then just buy 5 this week – that’s enough for anyone and it’s still only a tenner. 
 
 
2/ THE BRIKO LONG TAIL - 50% OFF PLUS A FURTHER 25% CODE 
I wrote a while ago about long tails, we have just bought another very long tail, there are 10,000 items of Briko items now listed on the website.
 
I think it’s nearly all already priced at 50% off their (admittedly rather inflated) official retail prices, but just to get it out the door here is a discount code that gives you a further 25% off. 
 
Like most long tails you will have to wade through a lot of lines and find the best stuff. 
 
Anyway - use this code at checkout and get yourself an EXTRA 25% off.  USE Code PROYALBRIKO at Checkout
3/ NECK BUFF HEAD THINGS - STILL AT A QUID 
Yes, we are holding the line on the headscarf hat thing, they say they are great for summer but I wouldn’t be seen dead in one. Can’t stand em. 
Got to go. 
 
 
4/ CARNAC NOTUS RACE PACK BUNDLE - 25 QUID 
This is a good one. The Carnac Notus helmet was rated 10/10 best on test aero helmet at 79.99, so we sold loads and bought loads last year - a ridiculous amount. 
However some bright spark then launched a further two Notus models, the lighter Notus Race, and the more aero Notus Evo which sort of diluted the sales and leaves us with a Notus mountain. So the poor old Notus is feeling a bit unloved though it is still our best selling helmet , just not as many as last year's explosion.
 
We also have a big mountain of the very, very good Race Pack bag - this is a great day bag perfect for weekends and trips to the gym, I've been using the 365X version for two years now.   Its got a cavernous body, a bottom section for your wet stuff, huge rear reflective panels, side pockets, internal pockets, water bottle pocket, it’s pretty much perfect for me, I do rate this bag.   
 
It’s my default bag, 
 
Anyway - soup and salad type combo deal. 
 
25 quid for the bag and helmet - the bundle of the decade if you ask me, and an extra tenner if you want the fully reflective shell version.
 
5/ RSF CLASSIC ITALIAN MADE BASELAYERS AT A TENNER
These are my baselayers of choice. 
Named after the vest inspired 1980s superheroes Right Said Fred, you cannot beat a Rab C Nesbitt style Italian made base layer. 
This is one of the best cycling garments you can buy, but be prepared for derision from your family and friends, you keep dry and they get to make jokes at your expense. 
I choose dry and a Tenner is good for this garment, trust me, made in Italy very, very good. 
 
 
6/ ALL OWN BRAND BOTTLES STILL AT A QUID 
Ongoing at a quid, flying out all week but was massively overbought by some plonker at Planet X so we will hold the line and this is a quid deal to carry on with. 
 
7/ ENZOS BUTTON HOLE - CHAMOIS CREME - 2 QUID POT
This is always a best seller. 
I once said in a newsletter "stick it on your arse" and we received some complaints about inappropriate words, so: "stick it on your bottom"
 
Helps your bum when your riding -  please don’t wear pants underneath your bib shorts! 
 
8/ JOBSWORTH BOTTLE CAGE - STILL A QUID 
We have sold most of em - but we can hold the line here, a few thousand more to go then they've gone.

9/ FULL MONTY SPRAYS AND LUBES - ALL BUT ONE AT 2 QUID 
Our house brand of sprays, all made in Lancashire, yes we know it’s not Yorkshire but it’s still made in the UK and priced to the death. I’ll get Martyn our Holdsworth team mechanic to write some words next week but right now try ‘em yourself. If you're after lubrication - no reason really to buy anything else. 
 
10/ ZIPLOCK WALLETS STILL A QUID 
Also, want to see the back of these, they're nearly all gone now. 
11/ THE BEST SELLING 365X BASELAYERS 
Always a best seller, not as good on the bike in my opinion as the string vest style RSF Carnac Italian made garments. 
 
However, I got a lot few funny looks at Virgin gym Circuit training last week in my RSF top. Always worth bagging a few of these, still pretty tight fitting so you need to find the 6 pack to look good in these, or just be comfortable in your own skin and who cares what others think. Your choice, 
 
Short sleeves are £7.50 & sleeveless are a silly Poorly octopus (six quid). 
 
 
12/ GET PACKING - BIKEPACKING IS AFFORDABLE NOW 
 
We are bringing it to the masses.These are very high-quality bags, made under our own Podsacs brand.I have priced them to the bone so that you now have no excuse not to get out into the wilds and enjoy the summer sun. The big saddle bags will be gone in a day or so, so be very quick. 
 
BONUS DEAL - RH + Pistard Sunglasses - Only 15 QUID 
I bought these last year, don’t really know why except they were very cheap. and I wanted a pair for myself. 
 
Very 70s, combine them with an RSF top for the must-have look of the season. 

 
I have three pairs already - they are very, very good, they're generally on the web for over a 100 quid. 
 
We don’t have too many, be quick to be cool.
 
Dave

17 May 2018

The Royally Good Sale