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The Planet X Full Monty, Huub, Mega Clearance Event


"We may not be young, we may not be pretty, we may not be right good, but we're here, we're live and for one night and 2 days only, we're going for the Full Monty!"

When?

Thursday 12 noon - 9pm
Friday 9-5pm
Saturday 9-5pm

Where?

Planet X
Unit 38-41
Aldwarke Wharf Business Park
Waddington way
Aldwarke lane
Rotherham
S65 3SH

This coming Thursday starting 12 noon at Planet X new headquarters , at a facility never previously opened to the general public and customers , we are pleased to invite you to the first , only , and never to be repeated Full Monty, pre-NEC Bike Show preview, closeout meet up / party / launch of 2017 bikes at the Planet X - Huub Full Monty event.

Why?

Here are the top ten reasons why you should come down.




1. Meet Spencer Smith - triathlon legend

Britain's first superstar of triathlon, three-time World Champion and quite frankly the best goddam coach on the Planet, Spencer Smith is flying in for the event. He will be on hand to tell you how out of shape I am and offer up training tips to aspiring and improving triathletes of all levels, (he's coaching me to my Ironman comeback next year).




2.Top secret show preview and launch of 2017 bikes

We should have built our 2017 NEC Bike Show stand, so for our regulars and locals there's no need to drive all the way to the NEC to see the best new bikes of 2017, just come on down where all being well you can get first look at the unveiling of some super cool 2017 bikes including the world exclusive unveiling of our most stupid bike to date the - On-One Space Chicken - it's a meaningless bike "about as much use as a space chicken" but I wanted one so we made em.




3. Meet the "king of rubber" Mr Dean "huuble doodle do" Jackson

Come and meet Mr Huub himself, the man who turned a lifelong passion for rubber into one of the country's fastest growing companies. Dean Jackson was a man obsessed with rubber from an early age and quickly rose through the ranks to become the top dog at Derby's infamous rubber society.

Leading the way to what he believed was an industry breaking business model in the early 90s Mr Jackson had planned to follow his dream to open one of the countries first ever rubber fettish shops "the derby rubber " , however things did not go to plan when a dyslexic derby council employee only gave planning for "the derby runner" and thus our man in black was forced to spend the next years of his life selling running shoes not rubber.

They say persistence pays and after selling his interest in Derby Runner Deano was finally allowed to "bring out the gimp" and launched Huub wetsuits to great fanfare and huub is now one of the UK's fastest growing business.

4. X-demo Huub Wetsuit Sale

The king of rubber is going to bring a van load of ex-demo and clearance suits so he can depart with an empty van and a pocket full of cash. your chance to get into rubber lots of rubber coming our way.


5. Bargaintastic Clearance Clothing

We have a mountain of top quality Moozes clothing that's got to go, 10 quid a pop or three pieces for 20 quid . I have to admit there's a lot of xxxl and xxs sizes so it's going to be a great event for dwarfs and giants.


6. Get something free

Yes were going to search through our stock list and make sure that everyone that can make the effort to visit us is going to get a free gift, could be great could be shite, I'm still looking for the best stuff to offer.




7. Meet Trevor "Rocky Chicken Run" Parker - triathlon legend (nearly)

One of the earliest stalwarts of triathlon parker was a pioneer of the early days and a stunning 17th in the 1986 Poole Sprint Triathlon looked set to be the stepping stone for future glory. He is currently helping oversee the Planet X business and combines his passion for his chickens with his love for cycling. The current holder of the "Hong Kong Harbour Challenge" the 4-hour swim epic even Smith is rumoured to be nervous about meeting one of the pioneers.




8. The Rotherham Ski Slope Big Sale

There is a veritable mountain of returns and slight seconds to be processed as we try to prevent snow forming on the upper slopes - you can truly grab a bargain as we pile high our stock of slight seconds , ex-demo , ex-team stuff , lots of bikes , wheels , clothing , absolutely everything for the tight arsed Yorkshireman.

If we don't clear this mountain parker is considering applying for planning to open the Rotherham Snow Dome.


9. The Pork Pie Challenge

Food on Thursday from 4pm will be a selection of Barnsley's and Rotherham's finest pork pie. The customer service harbinger of doom Wayne Jarvis has been tasked with obtaining south Yorkshire's finest pies so touch wood he will have procured a great selection. ,

Percy's of Barnsley is the odds-on favourite to take the title.

10. And finally...

I'll be there. 27 years ago i bought some swim goggles from California and sold em to my mates , then i bought a bit more stuff, and then more, and more and just never stopped. They say if you make your passion your work you never do a days work so that makes me very lazy - see you Thursday night .



Birmingham NEC or Aldwarke you decide. Click the map below for directions, you'll find our warehouse hiding a few units behind Mattress Online, we're the very last unit on the right-hand side.

12 September 2016